This past weekend, a close friend
and I braved the wilds of Banning, California to hit the outlets. She needed to
find a few dresses for upcoming events and I, ever the humanitarian, graciously
offered to join the quest. Though I am happy my friend and I were able to do
our part in boosting the economy, I equate dealing with the crowd to a painful
leg wax.
Below is a guide on how to
survive a trip of your very own.
Arrive Early
Not only will
you be able to start shopping before it hits 105 degrees, you are also hitting the
stores before the main crowds. Enjoy the peace, just you and a few busloads of
Asian tourist straight from the airport.
Bring Snacks
Yes, outlet
malls have food courts. Yes, this means food is available. But, that is in
theory. Sure, wait an hour in line at Panda Express. I’m just going to enjoy my
protein bar while I snag the last pair of black peep toe Mary Jane’s from Nine
West.
Wear a Simple Outfit
No ornamental scarves,
boots, and/or layered tops. Trust me … you are going to be stripping down every
30 minutes and no matter what, the fitting rooms will somehow be at least 20 degrees
warmer than the rest of the store. (On the same note, bring extra hair ties …
really a life lesson)
Caffeine up!
No matter what
your drink of choice is, drink up! You savor that grande iced Americano or mint
green tea. Outlet shopping is a marathon not a sprint. How will you find the
perfect skinny jeans if you are falling asleep after the first 50 stores?
Know what you need
Now
… I will admit I never follow this rule but I do give it an honest try each
time. If you don’t know what you are looking for you will somehow come home with
a new Michael Kors purse, a ball gown from BCBG, and few Kate Spade Iphone
cases. All fantastic purchases, none of which you need.
Well I take that back … a new
purse is never a bad idea.
Best of luck, my fellow shoppers!
And if you can’t decide between
two items … remember, YOLO!
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